Monday, June 21, 2010
Mall of America
Hurrying on my way, I apologized to the two young earnest salesfolk.
"I'm sorry, but I wouldn't even ask you the time," and it felt wrong and liberating to continue, "cuz I just don't, I just can't trust salespeople!"
-Minnesnota (in honor of Wisticonstin)
I smirked loudly (yes, possible) and laughed loudly (too, possible) the entire time I rode the up-side-down roller coaster in the mall. And before I actually rode, and after. Money well spent :)
Carrying the Nordstrom bag. Pfff. And the bridge outside. And bayg. (fresh farm aygs for braykfist) And Butterfly Bay. And persuading everyone after to ask me if I had ever been to the Mall of America. And really, it all boils down to the incredibly exhilarating and personal experience of riding a roller coaster alone in a busy mall. Essence of Life.