Sunday, April 12, 2009

Moses is Departing Egypt: A Facebook Haggadah

Joseph is going to Egypt.

Joseph and Pharaoh are now friends.

Elijah is a bit tipsy, but off to a good start. 30,000 households down, and it's only 6:30!

Pharaoh is sad to report that my father has entered immortality. I have taken his place in government and will do my best to honor his name.
Joseph Congratulations to you, my master.
Pharaoh Who are you, and why are you writing on my wall?
Joseph I meant no disrespect, my master.
Advisor He is an Israelite. There are many of them. I do not know whether they are with us or against us.
Pharaoh Let us deal shrewdly with them, lest they join with our enemies in time of war.

Rabbi Eleazar ben Azaryah finally figured out why we're supposed to tell the story of the exodus at night. It's because it says "all the days of your life!"
Ben Zoma Huh?
Rabbi Eleazar ben Azaryah You see "Days of your life" means days only, but "ALL the days of your life" means nights, too.
Ben Zoma Oh, I always thought that referred to after the coming of the Messiah.

Pharaoh sent The Israelites Bread of Affliction.
The Israelites This stuff tastes awful.
The Israelites This year are we slaves, next year may we be free!


Dovid said...

Good stuff, very creative.
One technicality- Ben Zoma and Reba were in agreement.

Anonymous said...

Change the mem in ben zoma to a nun! That is a pic of Ishmoel Daoud Scheiss (ne Yisroel Dovid Weiss) of Neturei Karta Monsey LOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

not quite:

elazar ben azarya's avatar is scheiss weiss cant tell whose pic is ben zoma.

Esther Chana said...

I was just going to say what anonymous said thats crazy! Did you even realize?