Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The student (extremely miserable): "Today was my worst day!"
Her mother (extremely alarmed): "Oh no! What happened??"
The student (extremely tearful): "You really wanna know?! It's cuz I saw Chava [her teacher for most of the week] for only a few seconds today!!"

~gulp~

There's attached and then there's super-glued.

13 comments:

pennie said...

i had the same story!
so nu,
where was chava?

Chaya Y. said...

oysh! shes really funny sometimes! how was today?

the sabra said...

pennie--your student ALSO wanted to know where chava was?? wow!
o and chava was busy hacking into family blogs. duh.

chaya-hehe she's mishug. she yells at the other student (lol) to BE QUIET SO WE CAN HEAR PARSHAH!! lollll

Esther said...

BH
Because I know who you are talking about...I'm cracking up....man I miss it over there! Nu Nu when you posting me???

Esther said...

This is THE REAL ESTHER speaking. My day is also pretty sad when you're not there. But thats pretty much every day. Life is not easy being me. Lucky for me you got a cell phone. Unlucky for me I never got a calling card. Like I said, its not easy being me.

Esther said...

BH
This is the other Real Esther saying, who am I competing with to be more real? Kind of weird no...maybe you are the other me typing in a different place and time...would that make me skitzo? Chava any remarks?
Love
Larry and Pinky....brain is confused about the 2 Esther's

mishmum said...

Ha, that's funny. Re the 2 Esthers if you use your middle names then it may not be so confusing. However, somehow I get the feeling that the Esther who can't get a calling card is the Esther that I missed when visiting...

Esther said...

Well if not the REAL Esther, I am at least the ORIGINAL Esther on this blog. Mishmum you are so brilliant and so wise. How did you figure me out?

the sabra said...

hehe that was fun :)

t esther s and esther c n/f :)

esther im posting you, im posting you and takkeh esther, i still gotta post you, too. hehe.

oysh i miss u guys and the larry brain comment made me laugh out loud and the comment bout u (other esther) bein sad w/o me made me feel very special.

Esther said...
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Esther said...

BH
This Esther is also sad without you even though Larry is confused....missing your craziness over here, and yes I will come for a Shabbos when you get back into the side of the world. Regards to the thumb sucking, bus nausiated nose picker..lol don't tell them I said that. Oy I miss her and her younger siblings and that spiritual oasis in time....

ES said...

So for a minute I was like hey, what the hell am I talking about? I don't know anyone named Larry. Or any nose picking thumb suckers. So in order to prevent any further confusion or identity crisis's, I am reverting back to the original identification. The original Esther is dead to this blog.

the sabra said...

heehee