Thursday, April 24, 2008

Laughing with the Times #4

A man came to his Rav and asked, "How do I feed my fish on Pesach - seeing that their usual food is Chometz?"
"Simple", said his Rav. "Grind up some Matzah and throw it into the fish tank".
"But that's "GEBROKTS!!" exclaimed the man.
"No problem," replied the Rav, "They're LitFISH."
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Q. Why'd the lion want to come to the seder?
A. He wanted more-roar.
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Q. Why do we have an egg on the seder plate?
A. To commemorate the Egg-sodus from Egypt.

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