Thursday, April 19, 2007

Pesach Meme

I am still thrilled bout Ita's n Shua's visit but before I write about that, I have a joke but before I write about that, I promised Lady-Light that I would do her Pesach Meme and she said it's not too late (pesach meme sheini).
So, here goes-the meme.

1) How long did your sedar(im) run this year, to the nearest 1/2 hour?
My sedarim either scramble or stroll-they never run.
2) If you have two sedarim, which one is usually better, and why?
Both are always better. It's a fierce competition, I tell ya.

3) What is your custom for Afikomen? a) Seder leader hides it, kids have to search for it. b) Seder leader puts it aside, kids have to "snatch" it. c) Other - please describe
Other but it's not 'please describe'. Can we have more options please?
4) What do you use for Karpas? a) parsley b) potato c) celery d)onion
e) other - please specify
De onion! I love how they so thoughtfull incorporated my USSRian heritage into this.
5) Besides the basic seder obligations - wine, matza, maror, karpas - what is your favorite special Passover food?
Silver foil and plastic fork pieces. Oh wait you said favorite, not most eaten.. um i think matzah and wine. o wait, besides for those? Shoot, this is a hard one. K frozen bananas and carrot salad. Thanks for askin.
6)
What's your favorite seder song? What's your least favorite?
Favorite seder song? Can it be a chant? Like 'I spy'?
Least favorite? Uh that's loshon hara.
7) What was the best question asked at your seder this year - besides the four "canned" ones that is?
"Do we make fun of him? And if not, why not?" And also, "Where's the wire?"
8) W
hat part of the seder is the most intense/emotional to you personally?
Can I lie? No? K one sec, lemme think. Maybe Shfoich Chamascha. Or V'hee She'amda. Or L'shanah Ha'ba'ah. Cuz Yerushalmis gotta say it too.

15 comments:

ma said...

crying from laughter !!! oh so good.

wires said...

" "Do we make fun of him? And if not, why not?" And also, "Where's the wire?" " hmmmmmmm.......

the sabra said...

i would NEVER make my mother cry!

wires-
hehe that's funny, no connection though! one's the initials game and the other is the internet.

ma said...

excuse me "wires" but are you not being a bit overly sensitive here?

the sabra said...

ma, leave wires alone. he's new to the blogosphere*. he might not 'get' everything. give him some time till he toughens up.


*i think...

Lady-Light said...

Thank you for doing the meme. Funny, funny lady (plastic fork pieces, really...)

wires said...

sabra. didn't think there was a connection
as to "one's the initials game and the other is the internet" u lost me there

ma. sensitive Sensitive SenSiTiv SENSITIVE????? huh y and what would i be sensitive about??

and to both of you. i saw the line and thought it would make a joke :)
Smile :-)

ma said...

wires. i see from the amount of times that you repeated it that you agree ;p

wires said...

ma. hey that's my line :(

ma said...

EXACTLY !

wires said...

ma. wa wa wa not fair not fair

ma said...

here mein kind, take a tissue

wires said...

:)
whats up with this tissue business

ma said...

...to wipe your tears...

wires said...

ma. tissues nah soft and comfy linen is more like it :)