A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a truck while she wanted a sports car.
"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending
boy do i have something up my sleeve NOW...heeheeheee